Card
thoughts: Alan Ashby is a perfect symbol of the
commodification of punk into a simple rebellious pose, devoid of politics or
authentic angst. With his band of tatted up models (I mean musicians) in Of
Mice and Men, Ashby plays dull scream-o that 1,000
Warped Tour bands have polluted today’s
youth with over the past several years. Hey, angry youth: Why not some Youth of
Today, Masshysteri, or perhaps original, authentically angry scream-o bands
Shotmaker, New Day Rising, and Poison the Well . . .
What? It’s not that Alan
Ashby? Oh, this Ashby sports non-ironic mustaches (he
played in the 70s) and has no interest in going to see Paramore at the House of
Blues? Well, okay then!
Although these kinds of cards are kind of dull, in
some cases, they seem almost poetic. Ashby is relaxing on a sunny morning on an
empty baseball field (although this field is the decidedly unpoetic Candlestick
Park).
The
player: Ashby started his
career with the Indians where, after two seasons where he only appeared in a
handful of games, he shared starting duties with John Ellis in 1975 and Ray
Fosse in 1976. Ashby didn’t hit much, however, and was traded to the Blue Jays
after the latter season, in the first ever trade by that club.
No longer sharing catching duties, Ashby caught a
career high 124 games for the expansion Blue Jays, but still only hit .210. His
defense, while decent, was not extraordinary enough to carry that low average.
Ashby once again platooned in 1978 (this time with Rick Cerone), and he finally
started to hit, belting 9 home runs and hitting .261 in 264 at bats.
In a fortunate turn of events, Ashby was traded to
Astros in the off season for Joe Cannon (regular backup outfielder for one Blue
Jay season), Pedro Hernandez (no major league impact), and Mark Lemongello
(1-9, 6.29 ERA in his only Blue Jay season). In contrast to the people he was
traded for, Ashby became a decade long fixture behind the plate in Houston in
the next decade. The first three seasons
with the Astros, he was a starter. 1982 was the best of these seasons, as Ashby
hit 12 home runs, drove in 49, and had a .257/.311/.416 triple slash line.
But by 1983, Ashby’s hitting had declined once
again, and he lost the starting job to Mark Bailey for the 1984 and 1985
seasons. But with Bailey struggling for much of 1986, Ashby regained his
starting job where he hit .257. The following season was perhaps his best, as
he posted career highs in every major offensive category. Despite this, the
Astros had a young up and coming catcher named Craig Biggio they wanted to try
behind the plate, so Ashby saw his playing time decline in the next two years
until he was released in May of 1989 after only 22 games.
In retirement, Ashby has coached and managed in the
Astros’ minor league system. For years, he was also to milquetoast color man on
Astros radio with Milo Hamilton. After color TV analyst Jim Deshaies left for
the Cubs job, Ashby joined the Astros TV
broadcasting team for the 2013 season. He almost immediately got in hot
water by implying that Rangers pitcher Yu Darvish was some American-hating
immigrant who didn’t want to learn the language.
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